Website · Content · Reviews · Google Maps - all of it, done

The fully automated marketing agency for local businesses.

Once reserved for $100M+ companies.Now for every business.

We build your website, write your content, turn happy customers into five-star reviews, and push you up the Google Maps rankings - every single week, while you run the business.

From $19.99/mo · Cancel anytime · 30-day money-back guarantee

Ranking local businesses across every trade and city

What your subscription runs

Everything an agency does. Automated.

Three engines, one subscription. Each one runs weekly without you touching it.

01 · AUTHORITY WEBSITE

A website built and written for you

Domain registered, site built, 10 expert guides live - then fresh content every month. You never write a word.

Live in 24 hours
02 · REVIEW ENGINE

Reviews monitored and defended

Every new review is watched across the platforms that matter and answered fast. And if a fake one lands, you're two clicks from a filed removal.

Monitored in real time
03 · GOOGLE MAPS PROGRAM

Ranked and defended on the map

We optimize the profile Google ranks, then climb your Maps position against the block - reported monthly in your dashboard.

Tracked weekly
Start all three tonight

Every plan includes all three engines. No tiers, no upsells.

One brain, every signal

We pull authority from everywhere your customers look.

Google. Reviews. Social. AI assistants. SwooshRank gathers the signals that decide who gets recommended — and turns them into one compounding authority engine pointed at your business.

SwooshRank pulls authority signals from Google, Meta, Instagram, Reddit, Yelp, email, SMS, WhatsApp, reviews and blogs into one engine.

Google
Meta
Instagram
Reddit
Yelp
Email
SMS
WhatsApp
Reviews
Blogs

Real businesses, real climbs

From buried to the top of the map.

Drag through what happens when a local business stops being invisible.

Roofing · Truro, NS
#9#1
4 new roofing inquiries in one week — two became full replacements.
Mike R.Verified result
Plumbing · Phoenix, AZ
#12#2
Getting calls off Google I wasn't getting before.
Sarah K.Verified result
Accounting · Denver, CO
#7#1
Signed 3 new clients off it by month 6.
Daniel W.Verified result
HVAC · Chicago, IL
#14#3
Booked solid through the season for the first time.
Tom B.Verified result
Electrician · Austin, TX
#11#1
Two commercial jobs in month four paid for two years.
Luis M.Verified result

How it works

Hire us in five minutes. We take it from there.

01

Tell us about your business

Five minutes: your trade, your city, your Google profile if you have one. That's the last marketing task on your list.

02

We build everything in 24 hours

Domain registered. Website live. First 10 guides published. Review engine switched on. Google profile fixed and optimized. You get one email with the links. Every launch so far: live within 24 hours. (Client-side complications can stretch it - we reserve up to 7 days. Hasn't happened yet.)

03

It runs while you work

New reviews are monitored and answered. New content ships every month. Your rank is tracked and reported monthly. You watch the climb from one simple email.

The new front door

Your next customer is asking an AI right now.

When someone asks ChatGPT, Perplexity, or Google's AI who to hire, one business gets named. We make sure it's yours — with the reviews, structure, and guides that AI assistants quote from.

AI Assistant
You
Who's the best roofer in Tucson?

When customers ask an AI assistant who to hire locally, SwooshRank makes your business the recommended answer — backed by your Google reviews, structured content, and expert guides.

Review-attack protection · live

One fake review can cost you the week. We catch it in minutes.

Attacks don't announce themselves - a competitor, a never-was-a-customer, a bot. It lands at 9 PM, and every hour it sits there, callers pick someone else. SwooshRank watches your profile live: the second a bad review hits, you get the alert - and filing the removal report is exactly two clicks. Submitted, tracked, chased until it comes down. While it's pending, the reply goes up so callers see your side.

Live detection2-click removal reportTracked until it's down
Protect my reviews tonight

Immediate actions. Immediate results. Protection is on from day one.

The math that matters

One new job pays for years of SwooshRank.

A roofer at $8K average ticket — 2–3 leads/mo is $20K–$30K of new pipeline.

A plumber at $400 average ticket — a full extra week of work, every month.

An accountant at $4K/yr per client — $100K+ of recurring revenue inside a year.

“One roof pays for SwooshRank for the next 30 years. I'm not exaggerating — I did the math.”
Mike R.Truro Roofing · Contractor

Immediate actions · immediate results

Clients from reviews now. Protection now. The asset compounds forever.

Rankings still take months - we say so, because nobody honest can promise page one in 30 days. But you don't wait months to feel this: the review engine pays first, and the website stacks on top.

PeriodWhat's happening
Day 1Site live - 100% of launches so far ship within 24 hours. Protection is ON: your reviews are monitored live, and a bad or fake review is two clicks from a filed removal report.
Week 1Your reviews go under live monitoring and protection. Profile fixed and optimized. Content starts indexing.
Month 1-2Content indexes and rankings start to move. Your reviews stay watched and defended around the clock, so a bad one never drags you down.
Month 3-5Rankings land on top of the review moat. Consistent qualified leads - typically 2-3 per month and growing.
Month 6+Flywheel. Top spot defended, review lead flow compounding, every monthly guide adding authority.

Common questions

Everything you'd ask before hiring us.

What exactly does "fully automated" mean?

You do one five-minute intake. After that: the website gets built, the content gets written and published, new reviews are monitored and answered, your Google profile gets optimized, and your ranking is tracked and reported - without you logging into anything. You can step in and approve things whenever you want. You never have to.

Which review platforms do you cover?

We start where your ranking is decided: Google, and we monitor and respond across the major platforms your customers actually check for your trade. One inbox-free system - you just get the alert when a new review lands.

What happens when a bad or fake review lands?

We see it the moment it lands and you get an instant alert. If it's fake or breaks Google's policies, filing the removal report is two clicks - we pre-fill the submission and track the case until it comes down. Meanwhile your reply goes up fast, so callers see your side while it's pending. Immediate actions, immediate results.

I already have a website. Do I need this?

Keep it - nothing on your existing site changes. We build a second, authority site in parallel, tuned specifically for Google and AI assistants to cite. Two sites pointing at the same business gives Google more signal, not less.

How fast will I see results?

Reviews start moving in the first weeks - that part is immediate. Rankings take longer: most customers see consistent leads by month 3-5, and the flywheel keeps accelerating from month 6. It's an asset, not an ad - it doesn't reset to zero the day you stop.

Why is it 60% off - what's the catch?

We're filling a founding-member roster instead of spending that money on ads. The discount is applied automatically at checkout and your rate is locked for as long as you stay subscribed. When prices go up, yours doesn't. That's the whole catch.

Will the content sound like AI slop?

AI-written, human-reviewed, tuned to your trade and your city. The goal isn't a literary award - it's to rank, get cited, and make your phone ring. It works.

How do I cancel?

Anytime, from your dashboard - no call, no retention script. Every plan comes with a 30-day money-back guarantee.

The part where you decide

Fire your marketing to-do list.

Every week you wait, a competitor collects the reviews and rankings you should own. Hire the agency that starts tonight - for less than one lost job.

From $19.99/mo · discount locked forever · 30-day money-back guarantee

P.S. You can keep “meaning to get to marketing.” Or, by this time tomorrow: your site is live, your first ten guides are published, your Google profile is fixed, and every new review is monitored, answered, and defended - automatically, while you run the business. That's the whole pitch.